Hunbotpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced beaver.

Hunbotpid created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbotpid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hunbotpid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hunbotpid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hunbotpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight geese in one place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.