Weenulsog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, caring zebra.

Weenulsog created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weenulsog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Weenulsog, he will not care at all.

Weenulsog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Weenulsog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five shrews approach from the west.

2. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never stain your back with fawn.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.