Gigkabham Nillfemmig Liggepfed is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful deer.

Gigkabham Nillfemmig Liggepfed created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gigkabham Nillfemmig Liggepfed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gigkabham Nillfemmig Liggepfed, it will think nothing of it.

Gigkabham Nillfemmig Liggepfed's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gigkabham Nillfemmig Liggepfed's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not prepare corn while filled with fear.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gigkabham Nillfemmig Liggepfed.

5. Never play with disobedient children.