Gessrullfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent crane.

Gessrullfab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Gessrullfab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gessrullfab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gessrullfab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gessrullfab's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Put Gessrullfab first in all things.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.