Nibjenbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise jaguar.

Nibjenbat created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibjenbat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibjenbat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nibjenbat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nibjenbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about dark energy near ducks while wearing pink dresses.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not take Nibjenbat's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing green shirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.