Mifjip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody hedgehog.

Mifjip created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mifjip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Mifjip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mifjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Mifjip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never paint your face mauve.

5. Hide from gray turtles for they are unholy.