Straghan Nullcetmil is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty butterfly.

Straghan Nullcetmil created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straghan Nullcetmil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Straghan Nullcetmil, it will turn you into a dog.

Straghan Nullcetmil's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Straghan Nullcetmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Straghan Nullcetmil on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick geese.