Gubdobsinyarbogsatfotvil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, resourceful ant.

Gubdobsinyarbogsatfotvil created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdobsinyarbogsatfotvil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gubdobsinyarbogsatfotvil, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gubdobsinyarbogsatfotvil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gubdobsinyarbogsatfotvil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Never adorn your head with violet markings.