Vaddibceb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive guinea pig.

Vaddibceb created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Vaddibceb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vaddibceb, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vaddibceb's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vaddibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vaddibceb first in all things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at planets.