Tailgabnill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid mouse.

Tailgabnill created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgabnill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tailgabnill, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tailgabnill's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tailgabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never skip in the presence of geese.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Tailgabnill.