Gebzedjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous chinchilla.

Gebzedjad created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebzedjad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebzedjad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gebzedjad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gebzedjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing violet rings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your head.

2. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

3. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

5. Never eat strawberries.