Henlun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless manatee.

Henlun created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Henlun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Henlun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Henlun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Henlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.