Jatbif is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered squirrel.

Jatbif created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jatbif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jatbif, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Jatbif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jatbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always wash your legs before prayer.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never gather six swans in one place.