Sanladhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless cat.

Sanladhan created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanladhan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanladhan, it will manifest in front of you.

Sanladhan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sanladhan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Sanladhan must be the most important thing in your life.