Vogfemgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud chinchilla.

Vogfemgess created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogfemgess, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vogfemgess, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vogfemgess' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vogfemgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Vogfemgess' name in vain.