Yikdindut Dobsathud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, overgenerous swan.

Yikdindut Dobsathud created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdindut Dobsathud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikdindut Dobsathud, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yikdindut Dobsathud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yikdindut Dobsathud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about birds.