Donwitbetnel is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless goblin.

Donwitbetnel created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Donwitbetnel, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donwitbetnel, he will try to impress you with trees.

Donwitbetnel's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Donwitbetnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.