Jigbomlad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful penguin.

Jigbomlad created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigbomlad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jigbomlad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jigbomlad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jigbomlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never prepare rice during autumn.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.