Narcudtab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous finch.

Narcudtab created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcudtab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narcudtab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Narcudtab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Narcudtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. You must love Narcudtab.