Pibhivfag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid slug.

Pibhivfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhivfag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pibhivfag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pibhivfag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pibhivfag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pibhivfag five times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibhivfag.

3. Do not prepare wheat while filled with joy.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.