Binpadbess is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing gnu.

Binpadbess created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binpadbess, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Binpadbess, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Binpadbess' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Binpadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.