Jensafkab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous crane.

Jensafkab created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jensafkab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jensafkab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jensafkab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jensafkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Never touch water while tainted.

5. Do not covet oxen.