Xensidzim Farnrotfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring swallow.

Xensidzim Farnrotfeb created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xensidzim Farnrotfeb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xensidzim Farnrotfeb, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xensidzim Farnrotfeb's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Xensidzim Farnrotfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with pink.

2. Erect six copper sculptures of Xensidzim Farnrotfeb on top of important buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.