Parksatfid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring bear.

Parksatfid created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Parksatfid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Parksatfid, it will turn you into a mole.

Parksatfid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Parksatfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Parksatfid on top of all buildings.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Do not wear red clothing.