Gomquamjad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying badger.

Gomquamjad created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomquamjad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gomquamjad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gomquamjad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gomquamjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of elders.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gomquamjad on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.