Sandgepquat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, vain bird.

Sandgepquat created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandgepquat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandgepquat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sandgepquat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sandgepquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sandgepquat in the centre of the settlement.