Nigcatwod Rotflowcip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent goose.

Nigcatwod Rotflowcip created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nigcatwod Rotflowcip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigcatwod Rotflowcip, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nigcatwod Rotflowcip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nigcatwod Rotflowcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

2. Do not prepare bananas while wearing hats.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.