Bopxucfutgebingmetrip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy rhinoceros.

Bopxucfutgebingmetrip created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopxucfutgebingmetrip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bopxucfutgebingmetrip, she will remove you from existence.

Bopxucfutgebingmetrip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bopxucfutgebingmetrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never stain your face with cyan.

3. Never eat bread on days of mourning.

4. Never jump in the presence of elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.