Daptamfetvog Bossmutqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful lion.

Daptamfetvog Bossmutqueeg created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daptamfetvog Bossmutqueeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Daptamfetvog Bossmutqueeg, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Daptamfetvog Bossmutqueeg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Daptamfetvog Bossmutqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of children.