Boghapfom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty fox.

Boghapfom created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghapfom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Boghapfom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Boghapfom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Boghapfom's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never laugh in summer.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Boghapfom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never sprint in holy places.