Zodpopvigcan Didteenquim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating grasshopper.

Zodpopvigcan Didteenquim created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodpopvigcan Didteenquim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodpopvigcan Didteenquim, she will be very unhappy.

Zodpopvigcan Didteenquim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Zodpopvigcan Didteenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never leap in spring.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.