Zimtonknul Tifhanzak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful whale.

Zimtonknul Tifhanzak created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimtonknul Tifhanzak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimtonknul Tifhanzak, she will turn you into a rat.

Zimtonknul Tifhanzak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zimtonknul Tifhanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.