Hoghuncun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able cow.

Hoghuncun created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoghuncun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hoghuncun, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hoghuncun's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hoghuncun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.