Vantiplig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless elephant.

Vantiplig created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vantiplig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vantiplig, he will turn you into a duck.

Vantiplig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vantiplig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

2. Never prepare strawberries during autumn.

3. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.