Satpodlig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil armadillo.

Satpodlig created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satpodlig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Satpodlig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Satpodlig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Satpodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray only in firelight.