Basshengum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sage otter.

Basshengum created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basshengum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Basshengum, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Basshengum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Basshengum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always remove shoes before touching silver.

3. Never feed bread to turtles while wearing green skirts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.