Zenfossfenxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, intelligent dragon.

Zenfossfenxuck created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfossfenxuck, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zenfossfenxuck, he will torture you forever.

Zenfossfenxuck's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zenfossfenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Never wear gray hats on sacred days.

3. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

4. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

5. Shun those given to vanity.