Afhinflat Yarplapwan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish bird.

Afhinflat Yarplapwan created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afhinflat Yarplapwan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afhinflat Yarplapwan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Afhinflat Yarplapwan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Afhinflat Yarplapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during winter.

2. Never wear gray jumpers on sacred days.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with pride.