Farndibhog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent cobra.

Farndibhog created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndibhog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farndibhog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Farndibhog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Farndibhog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow doves, for they are unholy.

2. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

3. Retreat if seven horses approach from the east.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing orange hats and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

5. Erect six iron sculptures of Farndibhog on top of important buildings.