Ligjigwap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciless horse.

Ligjigwap created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligjigwap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligjigwap, it will turn you into a rock.

Ligjigwap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ligjigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ligjigwap first in all things.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.