Tithomvol is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, weak wyvern.

Tithomvol created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tithomvol, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tithomvol, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tithomvol's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tithomvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tithomvol on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tithomvol.

5. Never eat green fruit.