Tunquimnur is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast guinea pig.

Tunquimnur created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunquimnur, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tunquimnur, he will torture you forever.

Tunquimnur's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tunquimnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. You must pray to Tunquimnur seven times a day.

3. Never chant in the presence of snakes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Tunquimnur.