Latlamhat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud weasel.

Latlamhat created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latlamhat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Latlamhat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Latlamhat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Latlamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.