Guncabcin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional turtle.

Guncabcin created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Guncabcin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Guncabcin, she will turn you into a rat.

Guncabcin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Guncabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to frogs while wearing orange shoes.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.