Wodlankab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous beaver.

Wodlankab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Wodlankab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodlankab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wodlankab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wodlankab's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Wodlankab loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Do not prepare oranges while filled with joy.

4. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

5. Always stare at clouds.