Gep is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental clam.

Gep created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gep, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gep's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with yellow.

2. Worship no other gods but Gep.

3. Never gather seven seals near bridges.

4. Never prepare peas during winter.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.