Yatfudrow is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless otter.

Yatfudrow created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatfudrow, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatfudrow, it will destroy your home planet.

Yatfudrow's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yatfudrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from orange monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Do not travel during winter.