Hubquatyak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish swan.

Hubquatyak created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubquatyak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hubquatyak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hubquatyak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hubquatyak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing boots.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.