Dintalran Lenfothiv is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless goat.

Dintalran Lenfothiv created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dintalran Lenfothiv, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dintalran Lenfothiv, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dintalran Lenfothiv's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dintalran Lenfothiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. You must pray to Dintalran Lenfothiv five times a day.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

5. Never cross rivers at dusk.