Godjarnnullzog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy pig.

Godjarnnullzog created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Godjarnnullzog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Godjarnnullzog, he will make you grow a tail.

Godjarnnullzog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Godjarnnullzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Pray towards the east.