Tenvidzag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, passionate hippopotamus.

Tenvidzag created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenvidzag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tenvidzag, he will destroy your home planet.

Tenvidzag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tenvidzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.