Dutdagflag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing fish.

Dutdagflag created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdagflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dutdagflag, he will turn you into a goat.

Dutdagflag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dutdagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

3. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

4. Do not name children after nematodes.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.