Nibbigyim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving rat.

Nibbigyim created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibbigyim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nibbigyim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nibbigyim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nibbigyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four sharks near walls.

2. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Never remain standing at dusk.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about fire.