Bighamgabpag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak warg.

Bighamgabpag created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Bighamgabpag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bighamgabpag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bighamgabpag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bighamgabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Never handle tin while unclean.