Daghomgess is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind cat.

Daghomgess created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daghomgess, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Daghomgess, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Daghomgess' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Daghomgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Daghomgess in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Never whisper while facing north.