Komcidkad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy snail.

Komcidkad created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komcidkad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komcidkad, it will not care at all.

Komcidkad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Komcidkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Komcidkad's priests.

2. Hide from blue sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never wear black rings on sacred days.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.